Companion Closetplay-Ct. Jack Harkness

Hello ladies. And hello gentlemen, as well. Look at your man, now look at me. Now back at your man, now back at me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he traveled through space and time conning strangers and sleeping with them, he'd have the same profession as me.

What's that around your wrist? I have it. It's a device for capsuleless  time travel. Anything's possible when no one wants to hurt you and they couldn't if they tried.

I'm on a bomb!

Companion Closetplay-Amy Pond

I wondered what was up with the scarf until I put this outfit on, then I realized why you would wear a scarf in high temperatures. Then I soaked it.

I also tried to make a silly face at the camera,  as we see her doing this when faced with cameras (you know, the myspace face. Like the duck face, but not so extreme), but then my hair hit me in the face and I knew exactly how toolish I as being.

"I was expecting Rio!"

Companion Closetplay-Stephen Taylor

With a gun in one hand and a cuddly mascot in the other, this man is here as a combination voice of reason and strongarm.


I just imagine the Doctor, Dodo and Stephen landing on a planet, looking as motley as any TARDIS crew and announcing that they are here to save everyone. Heaven help the planet.



"I forgot my mascot!"

Companion Closetplay-Ben Jackson

Remember when I said I didn't have a cockney sailor in my closet? The fact is, I didn't check because Ben wasn't in the closet bout being a Duchess-Sexual. I forgot, however, that he is still a sailor.


"You alright there, Duchess?"

Companion Closetplay- Sarah-Jane

"Call me old girl again... and I'll spit in your eye." I described this as being attacked by the seventies, and then the other kind of seventies attacked, so off came the vest.
I attempted, several times to add the appropriate sweep to my hair with the curling tongs. My hair rebelled.

Companion Closetplay- Polly

“You’re not turning me into a fish!”
Can I just take a minute here to say how much I love Polly? She just strikes me as a really fun girl to have around and she was a great companion.
I know I’m missing a key accessory, but I didn’t have a cockney sailor in my closet. I have a hard time thinking of Ben and Polly as separate entities.

Companion Closetplay-Rose Tyler

I actually bought this skirt to do Amy, but it will serve.


I had a different outfit in mind for Rose; a hoodie, jeans and pinkish t-shirt, but it's too damn hot for that. As it is way too hot to wear the blond wig. So...

In three minutes, Queen Victoria will tell me that you're 'naked'. We wouldn't want to make a liar out of the queen, now would we?

"But what do I do every day, mum? What do I do? Get up. catch the bus, go to work, come back home, eat chips and go to bed, is that it?!"